She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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