So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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