people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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