Say something about gay babies.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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