Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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