There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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