But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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