K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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