He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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