butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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