I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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