Just fell off a train. Bad.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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