Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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