I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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