fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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