Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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