she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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