I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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