You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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