Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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