bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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