And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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