quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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