Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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