i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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