doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
