3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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