i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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