I can't breathe out the right side of my face
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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