Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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