I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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