seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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