Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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