I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
