i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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