is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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