if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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