Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
