if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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