Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Randomize
