butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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