Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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