Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
operation have a gay friend backfired
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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