I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Randomize
