Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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