Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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