She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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