Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This is the high leading the old right now
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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