It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i came on her dog
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My butt remains clenched, sir.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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