so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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