your parents love me but you hate me
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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